Because cheerleaders in movies can be downright mean.
And I just looove it. haha!
Honey, oh. There's a logical order to the college universe, and the sooner you learn it, the better.
See, way up here at the top of the ladder are football players.
Right. They rule. Just underneath them are basketball players... smaller biceps but still desirable.
Then, soccer hunks, lacrosse studs, fraternity presidents... ohh... fraternity keg-masters, guys with cars with parking passes, guys with cars without parking passes... kind of a waste of time...
Black Student Union activists...
Bruce Lee fan clubbers,
lit-mag squares, pep-band dorks, um, film society toads, campus ministers, school mascots...
and then, God, all the way at the bottom...
are campus D.J.'s.
One spot above cafeteria workers.
- Tina Hammersmith, Bring It On Again, 2004
